Monday, April 13, 2009

Put a Dollar in the Karma Jar

My new friend E. helped me come up with the latest business idea we'll never do. It's a jar. With the word KARMA written on it. Panhandlers and moonlighting teens alike can use it to solicit funds by simply suggesting passersby put a dollar in the KARMA jar.

This is a better method of begging than asking for change or concocting an elaborate story about your car full of children across the river where it ran out of gas because you were going to live with your mother-in-law because your no good cheating husband ran off with your boss at the gas station where you used to work for gas but got fired from when you dumped your husband after filling up for the last time... etc.

The KARMA jar gets at the heart of why so many of us give money to those who ask for it. Because we believe it is in some way repaying old debts or building our own store of good karma. The KARMA jar tells it like it is.

So put a dollar in the KARMA jar. But not until after I trademark it.